He then decided to lay his tail across my upper lip. For fun. Ick. However, I suppose a cat's tail across the upper lip is better than a sudden growth of orange fluffy mustache hair. On me. (I'm fairly certain that you would agree. I'm also fairly certain my husband would agree. The Boy, on the other hand, might feel like he'd found an ally in his fight for hair. Or he might be jealous.)
So, I'm wishing you a cat-hairless, no moustached, blessed day today! Enjoy!